Customer: Excuse me, but there is something wrong with my gammon.
Me: Oh, what seems to be the problem, my love?
Customer: Well, it may sound silly, but my gammon tastes a little piggy.
*baffled silence*
Me: You know where gammon comes from, I assume?
Customer: Oh yes.
Me: Well, I am not sure what you wish me to do for you?
Customer: Oh nothing really. I don't like to complain, but I thought I had better let you know.
Me: Let me know what?
Customer: That there could be something wrong with your gammons.
Me: Er.....Thank you madam, I will speak to our suppliers and pass on your comments.
The service industry can be a little trying sometimes.......
Best of British
Iain.
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