The Landlord returneth

Wow.

Its been a while.

Nigh on 8 months as it happens.

And what an 8 months its been. Where to start.....???


Well In a nutshell the last 8 months consisted of :

1) A promotion and move to Bournemouth to take over flagship pub within company (nice ;-) )
2) A nice pay rise
3) Organ Lessons begin with Mr.Willis (top pro organist in the country)
4) Wife says she's having affair with delivery driver.
5) Wife leaves for delivery driver.
6) I take time off work to consider my next move.
7) Wife comes home.
8) Wife leaves
9) Wife comes home
10) Wife leaves. Again.
11) I am suspended from work as money has gone missing in my absence
12) I am given Final Written warning and made to pay back nearly 2K
13) I am moved to a small pub so I can rebuild my confidence, Good idea!
14) Wife comes home again!
15) Wife leaves again.
16) 9K stolen from pub.
17) Im accused of steeling 9K from pub. Am Suspended. Again.
18) Am proven to have not taken money.
19) I quit job.
20) I move in with mother after 8 years.
21) I have no job.
22) I fall for a new lady friend.
23) New lady friend is with someone else.
24) Bugger

Oh, and I had bugger all to open on christmas day.

Still - It cant get much worse............

Best of British

Iain.